Ointment Transcript 6/29/07

"The Ointment" Episode #330: "Week in Review 6/29/07"

It's the Dog Days of Summer and Steve is taking a look back at the top stories for the week ending July 29, 2007.

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Ointment Transcript 6/28/07

"The Ointment" Episode #329: "Civics Lessons"

So many civics lessons in today's show: Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas believes high school students have no freedom of speech, even if they are adults. Vice President Dick Cheney is suddenly not part of the executive branch, though clearly he runs it. And Ann Coulter decides to chip in and help John Edwards raise money for his campaign.

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Ointment Transcript 6/27/07

"The Ointment" Episode #328: "Guest: Judith Shelton"

Actress/comedian Judith Shelton is a guest on today's show. Steve and Judith have such a great time discussing mental health and Judith's Hallmark commercial there's no time for the news.

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Ointment Transcript 6/26/07

"The Ointment" Episode #327: "Reality is a Conspiracy Theory"

Steve phones in today's performance in honor of the upcoming release of the iPhone. Members of Congress and President Bush are again pushing for immigration reform legislation. If this bill gets any less popular, they're all going to be running for the border. And did you know that bottled water has been banned for city workers in San Francisco?

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Ointment Transcript 6/25/07

"The Ointment" Episode #326: "Phoining It In"

Steve phones in today's performance in honor of the upcoming release of the iPhone. Members of Congress and President Bush are again pushing for immigration reform legislation. If this bill gets any less popular, they're all going to be running for the border. And did you know that bottled water has been banned for city workers in San Francisco?

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Ointment Transcript 6/22/07

"The Ointment" Episode #325: "Hillary Clinton Theme Song"

"You and I" by Celine Dion is possibly the worst theme song in the history of campaign theme songs. Although Steve loves to lip synch it. He also looks back on a few stories from the week ending June 22, 2007.

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Ointment Transcript 6/21/07

"The Ointment" Episode #324: "Summer Solstice"

It's the first day of summer, everybody! Let's see what's in the news for Thursday, June 21, 2007. President Bush breaks out his veto pen. John Travolta and Tom Cruise have much in common. And everything's coming up for Rosie.

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Ointment Transcript 6/20/07

"The Ointment" Episode #323: "Guest: Gilli Moon"

Australian singer/songwriter Gilli Moon, whose new album is "Extra Ordinary Life" performs her song "Tempermental Angel."

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Ointment Transcript 6/19/07

"The Ointment" Episode #322: "The Surge General's Warning"

The surge in Iraq is complete. Is everything all better? Where's the victory dance? And the rest of the day's news for Juneteenth 2007, including: I'll go topless for $29,000. Julia Roberts produces a new project. And a man without a country.

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Ointment Transcript 6/18/07

"The Ointment" Episode #321: "From Jessica Alba to Anal Leakage"

Paul McCartney looks back on the time when he was 64. Jessica Alba is the reigning box office queen. We cast the Phil Specter TV movie and the diet pill Alli goes over-the-counter but you may have to change your underwear more often than you like.

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Ointment Transcript 6/15/07

"The Ointment" Episode #320: "Week in Review 6/15/07"

Steve takes a look back at the top stories for the week ending June 15, 2007. He seems happy even though he wasn't selected as People Magazine's "Bachelor of the Year." He's sure it's just because he's married.

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Ointment Transcript 6/14/07

"The Ointment" Episode #319: "Do as I Say Not as I Do"

Harriet Miers couldn't cut it as a Supreme Court nominee. Let's see how she does defending herself in front of Congress. Paris Hilton gets her mommy. And Rudy Giuliani leaves himself wide open for an easy shot.

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Ointment Transcript 6/13/07

"The Ointment" Episode #318: "Madame!"

Comedy legend, Madame, talks about her old partner Wayland Flowers and her new partner, puppeteer Joe Kovacs; as well as her new nightclub act, "Comeback from a Broad."

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Ointmnet Transcript 6/12/07

"The Ointment" Episode #317: "It's Who You Know"

I've got no confidence in the no confidence vote. Paris Hilton makes the first collect phone call of her life. The Church of England tries to shake down Sony Studios. And Google gets rated as the major internet company least likely to protect your privacy.

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Ointment Transcript 6/11/07

"The Ointment" Episode #316: "Always Bet on Ointment"

Hey, kids, your tax dollars are funding Sunni insurgents and isn't that better than the money going to your kid's school? The President forgets what to call the Pope. Dick Cheney gets another cyborg part. And Wesley Snipes plays the race card.
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Ointment Transcript 6/8/07

"The Ointment" Episode #315: "Week in Review June 8, 2007"

Steve looks back at some of the week's top stories for the week ending June 8, 2007.

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Ointment Transcript 6/7/07

"The Ointment" Episode #314: "Pope My Ride"

Go Ducks! Lots of science news today. Do you have a case of "Wiiitis"? Steve explains what that is. And a guy lunges at the Pope and tries to hop a ride on the Popemobile. The Pope, himself, reacts in an Ointment exclusive.
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Ointment Transcript 6/6/07

"The Ointment" Episode #313: "Guest: Steve Bruner"

A lot of Europe in today's show. The guy who flew to Europe has contagious TB - or does he? A new European TV show lets disfigured patients turn their misofrtune into reality TV stardom. And watch out for that badass Vladimir Putin... he may be aiming for you... if you're in Europe.

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Ointment Transcript 6/5/07

"The Ointment" Episode #312: "TB or not TB"

A lot of Europe in today's show. The guy who flew to Europe has contagious TB - or does he? A new European TV show lets disfigured patients turn their misofrtune into reality TV stardom. And watch out for that badass Vladimir Putin... he may be aiming for you... if you're in Europe.

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Ointment Transcript 6/4/07

"The Ointment" Episode #311: "John Edwards is Pissed"

John Edwards is getting a liitle cranky with his fellow Democratic candidates. Katie Holmes wants to have more babies; though I can't imagine her with any bigger baby than she's already married to. And a guy eats more hot dogs than anyone else in the world.

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Ointment Transcript 6/1/07

"The Ointment" Episode #310: "Week in Review 6/1/07"

Steve looks back on the top stories for the week ending June 1, 2007.

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Ointment Transcript 5/31/07

"The Ointment" Episode #309: "Plane Dumb"

Comedian Larry Omaha discusses his disadvantaged upbringing, Wal-Mart and the death penalty.

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Ointment Transcript 5/30/07

"The Ointment" Episode #308: "Guest: Larry Omaha"

Comedian Larry Omaha discusses his disadvantaged upbringing, Wal-Mart and the death penalty.

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Ointmnet Transcript 5/29/07

"The Ointment" Episode #307: "Talk to Me"

Iran and the US are having diplomatic talks. Like Kim Basinger and Alec Baldwin are having talks. Al Gore scolds us again. I love when he's shrill. And a new creationist museum opens in Kentucky. Guess there was no more room in Manhattan for another museum.

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