Ointment Transcript 9/21/07

"The Ointment" Episode #374: "Week in Review 9/21/07"

Steve looks back at some of the stories making news for the week ending September 21, 2007.

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Ointment Transcript 9/20/07

"The Ointment" Episode #373: "Lady Killers"

OJ Simpson is free on bail. And he's angry. Just thought you might want to know. Phil Spector may be free soon as the jury is hung. In political news, Barack Obama is not being black enough, so says Jesse Jackson. All this news and more on The Ointment for September 20, 2007.

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Ointment Transcript 9/19/07

"The Ointment" Episode #372: "Guest: Dan Barton"

Comedian Dan Barton talks politics, family and his dog's balls on today's show.

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Ointment Transcript 9/18/07

"The Ointment" Episode #371: "Juice on the Brain"

Can't get OJ off my mind. Even though Hillary announces her health care plan and Fox TV is censoring poor Sally Field. All this and more news for September 18, 2007.

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Ointment Transcript 9/17/07

"The Ointment" Episode #370: "Happy Chocolate Day"

The Juice is not loose. OJ is behind bars and now the search begins for the "real thief." Lots of political news today from Mike Gravel, Ted Stevens, John McCain and President Bush. But watch anyway.

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Ointment Transcript 9/14/07

"The Ointment" Episode #369: "Week in Review 9/14/07"

Steve looks back at some of the news making headlines for the week ending September 14, 2007.

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Ointment Transcript 9/13/07

"The Ointment" Episode #368: "Happy Chocolate Day"

Happy 150th birthday, Milton Hershey. Now go enjoy yourself some chocolate in honor of National Chocolate Day. President Putin of Russia dissolved his government. Don't you wish we could do that? There's another Republican having illicit sex. So what else is new? Find out by watching today's epsiode of The Ointment.

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Ointment Transcript 9/12/07

"The Ointment" Episode #367: "Guest: Kim Waldauer"

Kim Waldauer, star of "Cubenews 1" and "Adventures of Cube Girl" discusses the intimacies of marriage.

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Ointment Transcript 9/11/07

"The Ointment" Episode #366: "Back- ground Checks"

The General is under pressure, the First Lady goes under the knife, and the former First Lady is under scrutiny. All this and more is in the news for Patriots Day, Tuesday, Septemeber 11, 2007.

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Ointment Transcript 9/10/07

"The Ointment" Episode #365: "Oprah, Obama"

Osma bin Laden has released another video. Does anybody watch these anymore? Meanwhile Gen. Petraeus is in the hotseat in front of Congress. The General insists, "Sure the surge is going well. At least better than... here." All this and Oprah and Obama and more on today's news.

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Ointment Transcript 9/7/07

"The Ointment" Episode #364: "We're Kicking Ass Week in Review"

Steve looks back at some of the stories making news for the kick-ass week ending Septemer 7, 2007.

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Ointment Transcript 9/6/07

"The Ointment" Episode #363: "Killer Blondes"

Terrorists caught with hydrogine peroxide! Larry Craig back in a fight to hold onto his Senate seat. He loves holding onto seats. Fred Thompson is officially a candidate. Yawn. Nukes over the heartland and George Bush reads! It's news for September 6, 2007.

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Ointment Transcript 9/5/07

"The Ointment" Episode #362: "Guest: Graham Elwood"

Comedian Graham Elwood shares his harrowing and uplifting experiences entertaining the troops in Afghanistan.

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Ointment Transcript 9/4/07

"The Ointment" Episode #361: "George Bush's Holiday Weekend"

George Bush wings on over to Iraq for the long holiday weekend. Fred Thompson reveals the worst-kept secret in politics. And look at this prize-winning beard.

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Ointment Transcript 8/31/07

"The Ointment" Episode #360: "Week in Review 8/31/07"

Steve looks back at the stories making headlines for the week ending August 31, 2007.

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Ointment Transcript 8/30/07

"The Ointment" Episode #359: "Leona Helmsley: A Visit from beyond the Grave"

Leona Helmsley drops by the show from the Great Beyond to pay a visit and explain her will.

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Ointment Transcript 8/29/07

"The Ointment" Episode #358: "Guest: Steve March Torme'"

Steve March Torme', son of legendary vocalist Mel Torme', performs one of his father's favorite songs today on the show.

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Ointment Transcript 8/28/07

"The Ointment" Episode #357: "The Shame Game"

It's time to play America's newest and most fun-filled game, The Shame Game! It's the game anyone can play. All you have to do is be ashamed for public figures because, well, somebody has to.

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Ointment Transcript 8/27/07

"The Ointment" Episode #357: "Brad and Angelina, Leave Me Alone"

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are traveling the country stalking Steve. In more noteworthy news: Michael Vick pleads guilty and George Bush has one fan left... in Iraq. And here's a shocker: Amy Winehouse is in rehab. All this and more in the news on August 27, 2007.

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Ointment Transcript 8/23/07

"The Ointment" Episode #355: "The Dick Cheney Interview"

In this exclusive Ointment interview, Vice President Dick Cheney discusses the difficulties involved in waging war in Iraq.

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Ointment Transcript 8/22/07

"The Ointment" Episode #354: "Guest: Nadine Rajabi"

Comedian Nadine Rajabi from National Lampoon Radio is the guest today on The Ointment.

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Ointment Transcript 8/21/07

"The Ointment" Episode #353: "Leona Helmsley: the Lady, the Lips, the Legend"

The Ointment mourns the passing of real estate tycoon Leona Helmsley by imagining what she'd have to say about today's news.

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Ointment Transcript 8/20/07

"The Ointment" Episode #352: "Light & Lucious"

Israel turns away refugees from Darfur, astronauts head home and - in the business world, Travelocity wants to book you on a vacation to Cuba and RJ Reynolds wants to sell you "light & luscious" cigarettes. All this and more news for August 20, 2007.

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Ointment Transcript 8/17/07

"The Ointment" Episode #351: "Week in Review 8/17/07"

A look back at the week ending August 17, 2007.

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Ointment Transcript 8/16/07

"The Ointment" Episode #350: "From Chicago"

Steve reports today from Chicago where he is hoping to run into Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. He also reports that former Speaker of the House and Illinois native-son Dennis Hastert is retiring and Disney insists TV is good for babies.

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Ointment Transcript 8/14/07

"The Ointment" Episode #349: "Smells Like Anderson Cooper"

Steve debuts the commercial for Anderson Cooper's new cologne, "Gunmetal Grey."

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Ointment Transcript 8/13/07

"The Ointment" Episode #348: "Cheesed Off"

The money markets are having more ups and downs than Six Flags. Another Mc-frivolous lawsuit. And the ladies from Sex and the City make it big. All this and the rest of the news for Monday August 13, 2007.

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Ointment Transcript 8/10/07

"The Ointment" Episode #347: "Week in Review 8/10/07"

A look back at some of the top news stories for the week ending August 10, 2007.

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Ointment Transcript 8/9/07

"The Ointment" Episode #346: "It's Not Brain Surgery"

Teachers in space, celebs in the hospital, the American Red Cross in court... all this and more in today's news. Oh yeah, and one pair of enormous breasts.

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Ointment Transcript 8/8/07

"The Ointment" Episode #345: "Guest: Steven Pearl"

Comedian Steven Pearl makes it through an entire interview without fielding a single question.

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Ointment Transcript 8/7/07

"The Ointment" Episode #344: "Won't You Be My Neighbor?"

It's National Night Out Day, when we celebrate neighborliness and crime fighting. Today's lesson is everything tastes better when wrapped in a corporate logo. Meanwhile you can smell Kate Moss' scent and lick Brad and Angeline.

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Ointment Transcript 8/06/07

"The Ointment" Episode #343: "George Bush Likes White People"

George Bush visits Minnesota. Congress wants to spy on you. And Eddie Murphy gets Scary. It's all in the news today for August 6, 2007.

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Ointment Transcript 8/3/07

"The Ointment" Episode #342: "Week in Review 8/3/07"

Steve takes a look back at the stories for the week ending August 3, 2007.

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Ointment Transcript 8/2/07

"The Ointment" Episode #341: "Thriller in Manilla"

Today's news: Foreign cars are overtaking the US economy but the President has a plan! Johnson and Johnson is bleeding employees. And, be careful; if you are imprisoned in ther Philipines, you just may be forced to dance to the music of Michael Jackson.

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Ointment Transcript 8/1/07

"The Ointment" Episode #340: "Guest: Flip Schultz"

Comedian Flip Schultz (Jimmy Kimmel Live, Last Comic Standing) talks about and even shows off his new tattoo.

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Ointment Transcript 7/31/07

"The Ointment" Episode #339: "Spirit of Ingmar Bergman"

Steve pays tribute to the passing of one of the world's greatest filmmakers, Ingmar Bergman, by doing today's show how Bergman might have imagined it.

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Ointment Transcript 7/30/07

"The Ointment" Episode #338: "Lindsay Lohan is Killing Me"

Today's highlights: Victory at last in Iraq... except it's a soccer tourney. Calling all Fox News advertisers! Dick Cheney's got a plastic heart. And where does the the real Lindsay Lohan end and the pretend Lindsay begin?

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Ointment Transcript 7/27/07

"The Ointment" Episode #337: "How Low Can You Get?"

Even the Director of the FBI says Attorney General Alberto Gonzales is not telling the truth in sworn testimony. Meanwhile Wal-Mart lowers its rock-bottom prices and Tom Cruise gets blackmailed. All this and this week's news quiz question.

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Ointment Transcript 7/26/07

"The Ointment" Episode #336: "Hug Me"

Steve is back from vacation and has a lot on his mind. He talks about Michael Vick's dog fighting indictment, George Bush's Iraq war, Harriet Mier's contempt of congress and Lindsay Lohan's DUI among other things.

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